John Cena’s Heel Turn
So here’s the deal Cenation, I’m trying to convince Mr. McMahon to let me turn heel. To the ‘little jimmy’s’ out there that don’t know what I’m talking about a heel turn is when a good guy suddenly turns into a bad guy. Now the steps for a successful heel turn is either, A) Betray your tag team partner or ‘brother’ for selfish reason or, B) You attack everybody else and insult the fans any chance you get. Being the present-day Superman of the WWE, I don’t have a partner because Superman doesn’t need a partner so Option A is out. I could squash all the jobbers and those ‘would-be main eventers if I joined Vince’s ‘Kiss My Ass’ club, the problem is that my fan base is 95 percent made of children and chicks that dig my muscles. This wouldn’t be a problem if it was still the attitude-era but now since Vince decided to go PG, most of the fans are kids whose balls haven’t dropped yet and would stop watching if the saw their Superman turns evil. I could always go back to my rapper days, making up witty rhymes and acting like I’m black but being the face of a company means I can’t sag my pant anymore. O well, at least you'll see me becoming the new WWE Champion every few months.
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